Van Gogh: Who Knew?

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

Dear Imaginary Friends,

We have all heard of the crazy Dutch artist Vincent Van Gogh, who cut off his ear. Being crazy usually gets you way more sales. (Yes, I am thinking about enhancing my rep as a crazy! But not cutting off my ear.)

But did you know that he had all these relatives?

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- --Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle --------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ------------------------------------ Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

The brother with low back pain-------------------------Lum Bay Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

I know your're smiling . . .. there ya Gogh!!!!!

Patsie