|Innocent until Proven Guilty|
True story for you, my imaginary reader:
We were standing in line waiting to board a boat to tour the Intracoastal and Jupiter Inlet, FL, when the older man ahead of us took his camera out of his pocket. When he did, his boarding pass for the boat flew out of his hand, caught by the wind. It fluttered down to the water, and within 2 seconds, a pelican had eaten it! Later, the pelican decided it was not fishy enough, and spat it back out.
Worse still, the guy had to go back to the sales office and explain how a Pelican stole his boarding pass, and risk being sent for mental evaluation.
Your Imaginary Friend,