Friday, December 6, 2013

Once a Ham, Always a Ham

Above, Zombie in Training, Patsie Miller

Dear Imaginary Friends,

As a child zombie, I had to start young with my trade-craft. Observe above, as one of my sisters gamely tries to hold me back from my zombie walk.

Our cousins are shown on the sides, clearly showing their preference for furry animals over relating to us. We stand serenely in the center. Well, except for my mini zombie self.

Your imaginary Zombie friend,
Patsie

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