Dear Imaginary Zoo Goers,
AS the writer of a very influential blog, (cough) I send myself on writing assignments to interview the residents of many different locales.
This locale happens to be the Amazonia exhibit at the Washington National Zoo.
Me: Hey, Rosy Spoonbill. Are those lips real?
RS: No, actually, (giggle) they are from having my lips injected with collagen. I am auditioning for a role on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I see these kissers as my golden ticket.
Me: Thought so. They look just like Taylor's on that show. You should fit right in. But I bet your lipstick expenses are a doozy.RS: No, actually, (giggle) they are from having my lips injected with collagen. I am auditioning for a role on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I see these kissers as my golden ticket.
Thus concludes another fascinating bird-brained interview.
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