Saturday, February 9, 2013

That Fabulous Hospital Wedding

Dear Creative Minds,

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get married in a hospital?

Wedding garb: Hospital gowns for two, with the breeze blowing into the gap
Chauffeur: Just pushing your wheelchair down the ramp
Instead of rice: Throw some vicodin at the happy couple
Instead of an expensive sit down dinner: Serve IV bags of saline solution, and maybe a little Jell-o and Ensure
Wedding favors: ID bracelets for all
Something borrowed: A gurney for a quick honeymoon getaway
Something blue: The bride wears blue latex gloves
Instead of a DJ: Musak

So romantic and so cheap.

I had best patent this idea quickly.

Your imaginary friend,

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