Amazing Cat! Me-ow!

Dear Imaginary Friends,

I have a neighbor, who has a cat, whom she trained to play Chopin on the piano! If I had a video I would post it, but is that amazing, or what?

The cat's name is Ermengarde. She is four years old, and now her owner is training her to sing opera. I was hoping for Broadway tunes.

Life is amazing, isn't it?

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

PS. Ermengarde asked me to tell you, "April Fool's Day!"