Dear Imaginary Friends,
I have a neighbor, who has a cat, whom she trained to play Chopin on the piano! If I had a video I would post it, but is that amazing, or what?
The cat's name is Ermengarde. She is four years old, and now her owner is training her to sing opera. I was hoping for Broadway tunes.
Life is amazing, isn't it?
Your Imaginary Friend,