Dear Imaginary Readers,
Here is my daughter Virginia being attacked by the very busy Parker, who has his sights set on her pearl necklace. He loves nothing more than pulling one's necklace, earrings, bracelet. Maybe a future gemologist? Perhaps a job someday at Tiffany's? Alternatively, he is at his most gleeful when pulling Mommy's hair, grandpa's ears, or uncle's nose. He has quite the grip. This seven month old has a glint in his eye when he yanks you into the pain zone. His kitty cat must get shaved tomorrow morning, because he has pulled out chunks of her fur. Poor unsuspecting Mattie!
Beware, when babies attack!
In pain,
Patsie
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