OMG! It Is a Gator! In New Orleans, where else?

"Gator Ate Your Granny"

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Here we have a denizen of the Audubon Zoo Swamp Exhibit, hanging out, looking for stupid people falling off the boardwalk above. Notice that he is decked out in the camouflage of algae! Sneaky.

He is eight feet long. What a magnificent, malevolent critter!
Scared stiff,

Patsie