Harold Bluetooth

There once was a Viking King named Harold Bluetooth, who was possibly in need of dentistry. 

He is immortalized by the company Bluetooth, whose symbol is an ancient Viking rune spelling out Harold Blietooth's monogram. 

Vikings: 400-1000 AD

Vikings were known to be fastidious and clean during an era when it was typical to bathe twice in one's life. Vikings carried combs wherever they traveled. They bathed every Saturday and carefully braided their beards. Women wore long braids. 

When the Vikings invaded the British Isles, English women were known to enjoy the cleanliness and grooming of the Vikings. 

Even Viking women carried flint daggers. 

Notice the lack of stereotypical horns on the Viking helmet above. Flint was naturally abundant in Scandinavia. Arrow tips as well as daggers were carved from the hard material. 

Alsborg Architecture

Sunny Aalsborg, Denmark could not be much windier. But compared to Norway, the weather is sunny and cheerful, as are the people. 

Citizens are allowed to have collective garden plots, where they can grow vegetables, flowers and herbs. The summer homes are off limits November through March. The construction is poor quality and the facilities are bare bones. Yet the garden plots are incredibly popular. 

Whereas Norway has a stunning topography of mountains and fjords, Denmark is flat and more reminiscent of Holland. The views cannot compare to Norway and its hundreds of waterfalls. 

Surprisingly, Denmark has so many inlets plus 400 islands, and thu

s shares the same amount of coastline as Australia. 

Half timber construction

Renaissance architecture

Viking Cemetery in Aalsborg, Denmark

In the Viking Cemetary "Lindholm Hoje" in Aalsborg, Denmark, stones reminiscent of Stonehenge mark off individual cremation graves. Some are arranged in the shape of a boat. Others are triangles or circles. The Cemetary was in use from 400 AD to 1000 AD. 

The grass is clipped by free power: sheep!

Some say the graves only contain animal skeletons, as human bodies were burned.

 The leaders were burned on boats sent out to sea. The Vikings felt that being burned might get their souls to Valhalla faster, as they would not have to decompose first. 

Vikings had a very strong honor code of doing the right thing: ethics were all important. 

Alsborg, Denmark

 In this wind-blown country at the conjunction of the North Sea and the Baltic Sea is the happiest country on earth. Why? Because Denmark has a sense of the cozy: a feeling of safety and being cared for, called Hygge. It is a non-judgmental sense of warmth, acceptance and mutual respect. Decor can be messy and a hodgepodge. Hair can be crazy wild. 

There are no guns. Little crime. And there is Aquavit, a caraway-flavored spirit that means the water of life. 

Skoal!!

Tonight's the Night!

Please join me tonight at my opening for my one woman show at River Farm, located on East Blvd. in Alexandria along the lovely Potomac River. The party is 6-8. Bring your umbrella, just in case!

Snacks will be served. The painting below is just one of 102 for sale. 

Be there or be square!

Your friend,

Patsie

Southern Stomping Ground

Dear Imaginary Friends,

A new restaurant in Alexandria celebrates the South and its foodways in a whole new way. 

"Stomping Grounds" on Mt. Vernon Avenue serves up delicious biscuits decked with tasty fried chicken thighs. They are served up two ways: the Classic serves up the above with pimento cheese and a few sweet pickle slices. 

The Un-Classic has a delicious non-traditional sauce.  It gets my vote!!

The Farmers Salad is not my fave. It is super healthy, but has a bitter taste. 

I love the mismatched china and the friendly owner. 

The service could really use some consistency. Sometimes it is great and sometimes non-existent. 

It is worth eating here, and you can also get take out. 

Bon appetit,

 Your imaginary friend Patsie