Blenheim Palace

Absolutely stunning in its grandeur, Blenheim Palace is bedecked with 24 k gilding everywhere you turn. Winston Churchill was born here, and buried in the chapel there. 

It has been continuously occupied by the Duke of Marlborough since John Churchill was made Duke for winning the Battle of Blenheim against the French. 

Queen Ann was very grateful, as the defeat out England on top. 

During World War II, MI-5, the British intelligence, worked there. 

The reason that Blenheim and Buckingham Palace were never bombed is because Hitler was saving Buckingham for himself and saving Blenheim Palace for Goering!

Your reporter,

Patsie

A Special Mormon Nightmare of Hell

My favorite skit or scene last night in the Broadway production of Book of Mormon was called a Special Mormon Hell Nightmare. 

It involved dancing and singing versions of the following:

a. Donuts 

b. Hitler 

c. Attila the Hun 

d. Starbucks cups 

e. Some guy in a khaki suit 

f. The devil. 

g. Johnny Cochran! He is the lawyer who kept OJ Simpson out of prison. Last but not least was 

h. Jeffrey Dahmer, who proceeded to try to eat the other bad guys.

Future possible additions could be bacon and Peeps.