Once a Ham, Always a Ham

Above, Zombie in Training, Patsie Miller

Dear Imaginary Friends,

As a child zombie, I had to start young with my trade-craft. Observe above, as one of my sisters gamely tries to hold me back from my zombie walk.

Our cousins are shown on the sides, clearly showing their preference for furry animals over relating to us. We stand serenely in the center. Well, except for my mini zombie self.

Your imaginary Zombie friend,
Patsie

Miller Times Three

The Three Miller Girls

Dear Imaginary Friend,

If you were my immediate family, you might be in this picture. These are my two sisters and myself, posing for a photo op. A certain young lady is getting married, and Susan and I threw her a shower.

Too bad you were not there to help us devour the massive chocolate mousse cake. So, I am thinking it is probably your fault that I ate too much of it. Yes, that is definitely why.

See you next time!

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

The Miller Sisters

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Are you wondering if I have any siblings?  Well, you should! I have two sisters, and here they are.

Beth and Susan are very special to me! We love to lunch together at The Warehouse and talk old times.

What could be better?
Love,

Patsie, Your Imaginary Sister