Showing posts with label St. Patrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St. Patrick. Show all posts

Saturday, August 2, 2014

St. Patrick: Rock of Cashel

Dear Imaginary friends,

St. Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, who was actually born in England, was kidnapped in his youth and forced into slavery in Ireland.  He escaped, then was sent back to Ireland as a priest to convert the pagans to Catholicism. 
He is famous for his sermon at the Rock of Cashel, where he used a shamrock to explain the three-in-one nature of the Holy Trinity. 

Catholics, the world over, make pilgrimages to this holy site. 

As for his banishing snakes from Ireland, there were never any snakes to expel.

There are no reptiles and scarce amphibians in Ireland. That is due to the recession of the ice age and migration of the slowest creatures northward. When the ice finally melted, animals began to migrate northward. The fastest ones made it to Ireland including deer and badgers. Slow movers such as reptiles were stopped cold by the water rising around Ireland, and were locked out because of the melting land bridge. 

There are also no mosquitoes in Ireland. 

Who's complaining?!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Greetings from Patty O'Furniture

Dear Beloved Fellow Irishmen,

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, or wish they were. In my case, I really am: Irish from both sides.
I would like to salute all Irish characteristics, including, but not limited to:

1. Drinking to excess.
2. Having a bulbous nose that is reddish.(think Tip O'Neill)
3. Thick hair.
4. A love of spinning long tales of yore.
5. A certain closeness to one's family that defies the usual standards of American aloofness. (Think Kennedys)
6. Excessive love for the songs Danny Boy and When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.
7. Pugnaciousness. (Think Notre Dame calling itself  the Fighting Irish)
8. Weird fondness for the color green. (duh!)
9. Seriously into potatoes.(Think Spuds MacKenzie)
10. A sense of blarney. (Think me!)
Who fits into all of the above? Alec Baldwin!!!! Not Charlie Sheen. We don't claim him. Never did.

Love,
Patio Furniture, aka, your imaginary friend