Monday, December 19, 2011

Donald Trump: All Too Ubiquitous and Ambitious

The front door of Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue
Dear Imaginary Friends,

There is no way that one can avoid Donald Trump and his buildings in New York City. He has a building on Fifth Avenue near Rockefeller Center, and one across from the United Nations, just two of the places we were visiting. I believe there is another one right by the Central Park, as well as several others. What's a tourist to do?

The time I visited New York with my friend Joan, we actually ran into him inside this very building. He was riding the escalator inside waving to the tourists like he was some kind of King of the Realm. Which he would certainly be if he ever won the Presidency. People, can we please not ever let that happen? 

Thank you; I feel better having solicited your help in this matter of grave importance.

Your Imaginary Friend,
Patsie

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