Monday, December 26, 2011

Grandparents to the Stars

Parker Looks Serious in His Business Suit  
Dear Imaginary Friends,

This year, all the influential babies are wearing a business suit while out and about. Casual Friday babies just cannot cut it in this competitive world.
Do you want your baby to be a loser? OF course, not! So get with the program.
Pampers is also now keeping up with the preschool crowd with a pinstripe diaper. If you want that baby to grow up to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer, instead of a dishwasher or mechanic, get with it, people.

God knows, he could end up as a starving artist, if you put him in sweatpants.

I'm just saying, a word to the wise.

Your Imaginary Friend,
Patsie

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