Three Year Old Bliss

What greater bliss out than cupcakes, theme parties with Thomas the Train, carousels and choo choos?

Nothing is better than bringing out your inner three year old. And what better way than by celebrating a birthday with a three year old? Bliss out!

The toys! The sugar! The fun!

Your imaginary three year old,

Patsie

Connor, Not to be Outdone

As liaison to the White House for the Pentagon, I would like to start a new protocol of compulsory naps at 11, 2 and 4. Pampers will be sold in the bathrooms, and  formula will be served in traditional, coffee-flavor, and chocolate in the Pentagon commissary.

Strict discipline will rain down upon those who make fun of my height-challenges. They will find that I am small but mighty.

Baby in chief,
Connor

Virginia and Her Children

At the Christening Last Week

Grumpy Cat

Today's completed painting is Grumpy Cat, 8 x 10", oil.

Travis the Dog

Dear imaginary friends,

Meet Travis, cutest dog i know. No, I don't own him, but I enjoy visiting him. He is a Bernese Mountain Dog and can really fill a room!

This painting is in the collection of Virginia and Danny Lyon.
Finished yesterday and hanging on the wall today!

Your happy artist,
Patsie

The Real Travis

Travis on the Easel

Garfield Teaches Parker to Drive

PROBABLY NOT THE WISEST CHOICE OF DRIVING INSTRUCTORS!!

Uh oh, Garfield. I think I just rolled over a cat food can.

My Cute Stuffings

Sweet Parker, age 20 months

Tricycle Polo

Parker, being an uptown kind of one year old, played tricycle polo on Easter. Preppy baby.

Football Plus Sippie Cup

Parker and His Sippie Cup Score a Touchdown

Parker Looks Strangely Hungry!

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Somebody seems to be very hungry!
Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Cute Duo

Cute Duo

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Here is Auntie Susan visiting baby Parker in his playroom. Don't they make a cute pair?

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Carlo Reads to Parker

How cute is this?

Parker's New Toy

Parker rides 'em, cowboy, with his mom watching

Naughty and He Knows It

Evil Grin

Le sigh* Parker is naughty, and he knows it. His new trick is trying to climb onto the glass side table at my house and standing on it.

Here he flaunts a threat in our faces, as if to say, ha ha! Look what I am going to do next!
And then he bit me, right on the thigh. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Parker Says His Work Is Never Done!

The Windblown Look

What is the newest look for babies these days, I heard you wondering out loud? Well, it is the bee-stung lip and windblown locks, favored by models the world across.

See Parker here practicing for the catwalk.

He needs to start young, for that competitive edge! 

He also has a signature facial expression, which is known as the Nyah, nyah. It also happens to be his current favorite saying.

Zoolander, baby style!

Parker Redecorates

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Sometimes, a baby is just born with taste, and when he visits a home, he must redecorate.

Grandparents to the Stars

Parker Looks Serious in His Business Suit

 

 

Dear Imaginary Friends,

This year, all the influential babies are wearing a business suit while out and about. Casual Friday babies just cannot cut it in this competitive world.

Do you want your baby to be a loser? OF course, not! So get with the program.

Pampers is also now keeping up with the preschool crowd with a pinstripe diaper. If you want that baby to grow up to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer, instead of a dishwasher or mechanic, get with it, people.

God knows, he could end up as a starving artist, if you put him in sweatpants.

I'm just saying, a word to the wise.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

When Babies Attack, Part Four

Dear Imaginary Friends,

This 26 lb. baby boy looks harmless, but he actually is a powerful force of destruction. Here he seeks and destroys my silk orchid.

In his hand is a cute Mr. Bingle doll from the nineteen-eighties, bought at Maison Blanche in New Orleans. Does Mr. Bingle have a chance of survival, now that Parker is in control? Magic Eight Ball says, "Outlook is doubtful!"

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

The Sweetest Thing

Who Dat Cute Baby? Dat Parker!

What makes life sweet? Little sweeties like Parker!