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Grandparents to the Stars

Parker Looks Serious in His Business Suit

 

 

Dear Imaginary Friends,

This year, all the influential babies are wearing a business suit while out and about. Casual Friday babies just cannot cut it in this competitive world.

Do you want your baby to be a loser? OF course, not! So get with the program.

Pampers is also now keeping up with the preschool crowd with a pinstripe diaper. If you want that baby to grow up to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer, instead of a dishwasher or mechanic, get with it, people.

God knows, he could end up as a starving artist, if you put him in sweatpants.

I'm just saying, a word to the wise.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

"Summer Love, Happens So Fa-ast"

From Grace, to Grease!

Dear Imaginary Friend,

One more time, let us review the budding romance of Parker and Grace, his friend from Lewes, Delaware, who is pictured here offering Parker a shell from the beach. It reminds me of the song from the movie "Grease", starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. In one of the opening scenes, the love struck couple, who have met during the summer, sing the duet "Summer Love". And that is the soundtrack in my head, as I gaze upon this cute twosome.

"Those sum-umme-mer ni-ights! So, Grace, isn't he a little young for you? Don't wear high heels on your date, is all I am saying.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Grace Makes Parker an Offer

Virginia, Parker and a new friend, Grace

At Cape Shores, a fellow visitor offers Parker a shell she has gathered from the beach. She is a two year old named Grace. She has learned the important virtue of sharing. She hands Parker the sea shell and then he takes it, considers it, and offers her one in exchange.

Sweet! Young love.

Sharing is good.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

What Are Babies Really Thinking?

Dear Imaginary Baby Friends,

What are you babies really thinking, as you shove your teeny fists into your tiny mouths and stare up at us big people? Are you thinking, "Now there's an adult making a silly face and goofy sounds!"

People who ordinarily are very serious, let their "Goofy flags" fly when they are around babies, making baby talk, etc. Anything to elicit that sweet baby smile, or better yet, giggle.

Babies are not large, but I think they are the ones in charge!

Your Imaginary Philosopher,

Patsie

Utter Relaxation

At Peace, snoozing the day away

Who needs yoga? Tranquilizers? Massages? You just really need a soft place to land.

More Hair Gel, Episode Two

SO, here is the new hair do from a more traditional angle, and you can see he is quite content being a Gerber Rock Star baby!

My Special Valentine: Go Out and Get Hugged by Your Special Sweetie

Parker, a Redskin Fan, and my sweet Valentine

Happy Valentine's day!
Love,
Your Imaginary Friend,
Patsie