Three Year Old Bliss

What greater bliss out than cupcakes, theme parties with Thomas the Train, carousels and choo choos?

Nothing is better than bringing out your inner three year old. And what better way than by celebrating a birthday with a three year old? Bliss out!

The toys! The sugar! The fun!

Your imaginary three year old,

Patsie

Connor, Not to be Outdone

As liaison to the White House for the Pentagon, I would like to start a new protocol of compulsory naps at 11, 2 and 4. Pampers will be sold in the bathrooms, and  formula will be served in traditional, coffee-flavor, and chocolate in the Pentagon commissary.

Strict discipline will rain down upon those who make fun of my height-challenges. They will find that I am small but mighty.

Baby in chief,
Connor

Parker Looks Strangely Hungry!

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Somebody seems to be very hungry!
Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Carlo Reads to Parker

How cute is this?

Traffic Accident Casualty

Truck Hit and Run; Black Cat Latest Casualty

Frau Patsie Teaches Owen to Draw

What a cute little two year old boy! I taught him all my super secret techniques for drawing monkeys, horses, etc.

One red crayon plus one clean notebook= a serious menagerie.

Your Imaginary Art Teacher,

Patsie

Who Likes Faccia Luna in Alexandria, Virginia??

Saturday Night

WE DO!!!!! Virginia likes their salads, Parker likes chewing their straws, and Danny likes their pasta Bolognese.

Nice weather, outdoor seating, a Cosmo, and a relaxed Saturday night.

Your Imaginary Dining Friend,

Patsie

A Year Ago Today

Cookie holding Parker

Only an hour old

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Grandbabies are so special. The first time I held tiny Parker was a year ago today. He was small, fresh and sweet. His hair was dark and shiny, his skin flushed red.

How he has grown and changed over the last year! He has traveled from newborn to infant to toddler. He now walks, sings and dances. He has blond hair, blue/brown eyes. He is a snuggler and an explorer; daring and afraid: A contradiction in terms.

Words cannot explain the bloom in your heart when you first hold your child's child. It is the best gift there is.

Your Imaginary Grandmother,

Patsie

Cute Stuffings: Cookie Monster

MY favorite baby of all time, lil Cookie Monster, Parker.

Your Imaginary Granny,

Patsie

"Summer Love, Happens So Fa-ast"

From Grace, to Grease!

Dear Imaginary Friend,

One more time, let us review the budding romance of Parker and Grace, his friend from Lewes, Delaware, who is pictured here offering Parker a shell from the beach. It reminds me of the song from the movie "Grease", starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. In one of the opening scenes, the love struck couple, who have met during the summer, sing the duet "Summer Love". And that is the soundtrack in my head, as I gaze upon this cute twosome.

"Those sum-umme-mer ni-ights! So, Grace, isn't he a little young for you? Don't wear high heels on your date, is all I am saying.

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Carlo and Parker

Carlo Encourages His Grandson to Eat a Box

Dear Imaginary Friend,

The risk- taking behavior begins early, before they (males) hit one year old. Boys will be boys. Roughhousing, drinking while driving and eating boxes: All your basic boy stuff.

Sincerely,

Patsie
PS I am a lady, and never eat boxes

Double Cute

Parker and Virginia on Father's Day 2011

Hanging Out On The Stoop

Dear Imaginary Readers,

Poppy and Parker

What do guys like to do when the weather warms up? Well, they like to hang out on the front stoop, and feel the breeze, of course!

Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

Utter Relaxation

At Peace, snoozing the day away

Who needs yoga? Tranquilizers? Massages? You just really need a soft place to land.

More Hair Gel, Episode Two

SO, here is the new hair do from a more traditional angle, and you can see he is quite content being a Gerber Rock Star baby!

Everybody is Wearing a Monkey Bib This Year

Parker's Monkey bib: he wears it well.

 

When You Are a Cute Stuffing...It's Hard to Sit Up

Newest Achievement: Parker Sitting Up for 5 seconds at a time, before falling over

It's not easy sitting up! This purple chair is a new fangled contraption to help babies sit up. In the old days, we sat up the hard way, on our butts. And when we fell forward, we may have lost a tooth or two, but it built character!
Your Imaginary Friend,

Patsie

My Tiny Lovebug: Cute Stuffings!

Parker Visits His Grandmother

This weekend, baby Parker came on over to his grandparents' house, He is so cute...

Are You Talking To ME?????



Robert De Niro, Age 3 months

Dear Imaginary Friends,

Ok, I admit; this is actually Parker Lyon, not Robert De Niro. But it could have been. I am just saying. A while back, when Medicare was a new concept.

Because I have such a fascinating life, I am typing this at 10 pm on New Year's Eve. Party hearty!

George Clooney just bought this same penguin suit in size medium, adult. Elizabetta and I find it quite flattering! George and Parker said to tell you all, Happy New Years.

Sincerely,
Patsie, grandmother to a future movie star