Showing posts with label Pentagon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pentagon. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2013

Connor, Not to be Outdone

As liaison to the White House for the Pentagon, I would like to start a new protocol of compulsory naps at 11, 2 and 4. Pampers will be sold in the bathrooms, and  formula will be served in traditional, coffee-flavor, and chocolate in the Pentagon commissary.

Strict discipline will rain down upon those who make fun of my height-challenges. They will find that I am small but mighty.

Baby in chief,
Connor

Patsie Does the Pentagon

As the new Secretary of Defense, I would just like to say that more art will henceforth be hung in the Pentagon. And Seafood Gumbo will be served every Friday in the cafeteria.